Best. Episode. Ever.
Let me start off by saying that the title was cleverly named. I kept screaming "Oh my God!" near the end.
Okay, so the episode went like this:
It starts of with Sam and Freddie arm wrestling. Slight Seddie moment there, but nothing major. Then Brad (You know, the dude who was almost iCarly's new intern but was replaced by the super hot man candy that was Cort? Yeah, him.) walks in, and the iCarlies ask him how he likes Ridgeway, he asks about Cort, ya-da-ya-da-ya-da. Anyway, he ends up becoming the new intern. Sam ends up complimenting him and asks to help out with the project he and Freddie are working on during the lock down, which makes both Carly and Freddie suspicious. Freddie flt her arm and Carly smelled her to make sure she was actually Sam, since, you know, that's the best way to tell if a person is really that person or not.
The scene then switches to Spencer, who is now working with a fire extinguisher because he has reached his call limit to the fire department. Carly eats a carrot with whipped cream and asks him to help she and Gibby (Cibby!) on their psychological project for the lock down. He hesitates (claiming he watches Cops with Socko's grandmother on Saturday nights), but caves and ends up helping her anyway. they also talk about how strange Sam is acting by going to see a movie with Brad and Freddie, and hanging out with them whenever she had the chance. He tries to show her how to use the fire extinguisher, but ends up setting the item he was pointing at (a cup) on fire, which Carly abruptly puts out with a blanket.
The scene switches to Carly and Gibby working on their project, putting Spencer in a box and doing various experiments on him, like how he reacts to terrible, loud music from Dingo, an awful smelling, green gas, and being electrocuted by a bowl of chowder.
Meanwhile, while Brad and Freddie are setting up their project ( a mood app for the pear phone), Sam comes in and brings Freddie some of his equipment, and both of the guys some chips and guacamole. Sam's kind, consideration makes Freddie suspicious, even making him go far enough to slap the chips and guacamole out of Brad's hand and ask Sam, "What'd you do to the guac?"
When Sam proves she didn't contaminate the food by eating it, Freddie pulls her to the side and asks her why she's being considerate and caring, and when she says for no reason he lets her go, but he is still suspicious.
He tests the mood app on her and her results come up (in red and blue letters)
In Love, which makes Freddie freak out and both Sam and Brad nothing came up, and that it wasn't working. He then rushes off to see Carly and tell her about Sam, who they both believe is in love with Brad.
Carly confronts Sam in the hallway, where Sam denies being even slightly attracted to Brad. She was eating ham in this scene, and one of my favorite parts was when Carly says, "You can't kiss and snuggle ham." and Sam proves her wrong by rubbing the ham against her cheek and kissing it, cooing, "Oh, oh, oh ham."
Carly and Freddie talk about getting Sam and Brad together, and Carly tries to explain to him what they should do by using a reference to the horses on the animal channel, which is an uncomfortable subject which makes Freddie laugh at Carly's squirming. This was another of my three favorite parts. I thought it was funny.
Carly and Freddie go into the room where kids are working (including Sam and Brad) and Freddie lures everyone but them out of the building, where Carly dims the lights and leaves them alone together, going back to her project with Gibby.
Sam manages to escape the awkward situation Carly put her in and goes to find Carly, telling her what she did was "Not cool," and that she didn't like Brad. (She's starting to get more and more annoyed.) And Carly tells her she just wants her to be happy, and that she should make a move.
Sam tells her, "Then bake me a pie."
And then, my most FAVORITE of my three parts happens... watch.
I just wanted to say, to all those Creddiers who thought Sam hated Freddie, I am SOOOOOOO laughing in your face right now.
If you watch the episode, you can clearly see all the hints. It's actually sort of obvious, if you look closely. That really had me screaming OMG at the top of my lungs. I don't know about you guys, but it gave me a heart attack... I'm still not over the shock, and it's almost 5 AM; it premiered nine hours ago.
If you watch the entire episode, you will notice that when Freddie and Sam are arguing/ talking about Sam's feelings that no one is in the building behind them, but when they start kissing, you see Carly's head in the window, looking at them in disbelief. She was obviously listening to their conversation from behind the door, and when she heard them quit talking (Freddie cut off mid-sentence), she looked through the window and BAM! SEDDIE KISS! She was spying. :^) Haha, sneaky Carly.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to either read stories, get on Twitter, or sleep.
Here's the picture perfect Seddie kiss!
Peace, Mighty
Seddie Warriors.
:^) Ashlee Seddie
